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27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com

the dopamine i get from being a good person is like crack

one of my drivers was trying to get a ride home from a family member but her phone was dead so i just gave her my phone and then one of my drivers the older guy whose son i work with who cut all his hair off was like 'look!! i cut all my hair off i dont look like a caveman anymore!!' and i was like yes bestie u look so nice!!!!! and some other things with Cool Dad (tm) Jimothy im so pathetic

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#so i just gave her my phone #and then one of my drivers #im so pathetic

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love how redheads just like naturally band together one of my drivers at work is the only other redhead there besides myself and we have such evil twin energy it scares the old ppl that work there

I walk into work today and it’s dead quiet in the warehouse and none of the equipment is on. I’m walking to my office and one of my drivers was like hiding between some of the trucks we park inside and she yells MERRY CHRISTMAS JESS as she jumps out wearing a santa hat and gave me a fucking heart attack

Shoutout to the dude who gave one of my drivers these 2015 Shrek the Musical tickets “as a treat” when they came and picked up his packages

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one of my drivers is from canada and he’s a bit odd and one of the new drivers was standing by my desk as canadian man was dropping off papers to the supervisor and she leans over and asks “is he gay or is he just french canadian?” and yall im gone 💀