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he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained
fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work
HE’S STEALING THE BROWN
One 7-year-old boy has succeeded where legions of fans have failed: he has persuaded George Lucas to change his vision for Star Wars.
Colin, a young Star Wars fan, hopes to become a Jedi Knight when he’s older, but he also wants to get married and start a family—something forbidden by the Jedi Order, according to Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Probably dissatisfied with his parents’ guidance to “just become a new kind of Jedi” or to “stop watching those prequels and watch the real Star Wars,” Colin went straight to the source with a succinct letter to Lucasfilm:
Colin received the following response:
…as well as a bunch of cool Star Wars merchandise:
Jedi can get married now everyone else go home.
So all Anakin had to do is write a letter?
Anakin just had to do things the hard way.
Imagine if Anakin had gone to the Council and asked politely and they were just like “Yeah, okay”
This is so cute I love it when athletes pretend to be equally matched to a little kid
Background: this is stage fighting! No one was seriously hurt. The girls name is Hakura, a child wrestler who is now retired.
I really Appreciate the knee drop. Because it looks like he’s about to snap this girls spine but instead he stomps his foot to make a loud sound and then drops her gently on his knee. She’s fine and it’s a classic move for stage fighting. This is so well choreographed too I love it.
Then the hair grab as well. Again, it’s a simple staging technique. I learned this in high school theater, myself. It’s a gentle grab that the kiddo is leading as to not cause pain. I love it
I really appreciate how, because she's so young and he has to be careful not to hurt her, you can see it's fake. Usually the wrestlers put a lot of work into making it look as real as possible (often at great risk to their own health and safety, which obviously you can't do with a kid), but the mismatch here gives just enough space to see how it's done. It's like watching a young-but-decent magician and being able to follow the moves; you can see the performance, which you don't usually get to see in wrestling.
Detail that I think is worth talking about: this match has been used to justify death threats to Kenny Omega that continue to this day.
Wrestling fandom has an especially nasty minority of masculinity-worshiping assholes who balk at...well, a lot of things about Kenny. One of those things is that Kenny has a lot of respect for Japanese women in the industry, with badass butch goofball Ryo Mizunami being his biggest influence. The other is his interest in the artistic possibilities of wrestling, trying to expand what wrestling can be. Both of those things are on display here.
Omega himself has never expressed anything but pride in it.
LOL your cute lil kid motorcycle picture reminded me that I have a similar one except on a riding lawnmower lol! I have a tutu on and one of those frilly headbands on lmao
This is so cute I love it when athletes pretend to be equally matched to a little kid
Background: this is stage fighting! No one was seriously hurt. The girls name is Hakura, a child wrestler who is now retired.
This is so cute I love it when athletes pretend to be equally matched to a little kid
Background: this is stage fighting! No one was seriously hurt. The girls name is Hakura, a child wrestler who is now retired.
I really Appreciate the knee drop. Because it looks like he’s about to snap this girls spine but instead he stomps his foot to make a loud sound and then drops her gently on his knee. She’s fine and it’s a classic move for stage fighting. This is so well choreographed too I love it.
Then the hair grab as well. Again, it’s a simple staging technique. I learned this in high school theater, myself. It’s a gentle grab that the kiddo is leading as to not cause pain. I love it
Anonymous asked:
Perfect that’s always my goal
shomouno asked:
Ask to be in a study group with him or something just do something where you can spend one on one (or at least almost one on one) time with him. Bond over physics or something
i’M SCREAMING BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE THIS IS
such cry babies oh my god
few things in this world make me as happy as this video
no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you
Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.
well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?
Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?
*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*
How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!
this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment
*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*
