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How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard.
cr: 承启 建水紫陶
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that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth
I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.
I masturbate to this video constantly. I’ve always admired strong men since I was a kid and I became obsessed with admiring them. The sound of a heavy piss stream turns me on so bad. Splashing and dripping their piss wherever they want. And this video makes me leak every time, thinking about piss and big cocks
yeah that’s what I was gonna say
A concept: I wake up abruptly at 4:16 am to an owl calling me from a tree outside my window. There is not a tree outside my window. I am not even in my house. I look around to see I am in a Walmart wearing only a hello kitty onsie. The owl points me to the kitchenware isle and I promptly grab six butter knives to assist me on whatever perils I am about to face. “You are in grave danger” he hoots to me. The owl seems mystical. Then I see it a beautiful woman who is humming along to early 2000’s episodes of rocket power in the break room. I jump into a cart a push myself towards her. She grabs hold of me and we make love. Then she disappears and I am never the same again. She left only a note. “They’re after me I must go but my love I will never forget you” I’m heart broken. Who is after this sweet goddess. I look outside and there are dark figure. I grab my butter knives and knife fight them all to the death. I am wounded but I live. I grab three cup noodles from the Walmart and go live in the woods as a forest spirit never forgetting my true love
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A Paopu Fruit (パオプの実 Paopu No Mi) is a star-shaped fruit native to
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a part of each others lives no matter what”. This gives the fruit great
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unknown whether anyone has shared one in the Kingdom Hearts series.
Later,
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fruit. This same drawing touches Kairi in the end credits of Kingdom
Hearts, causing her to cry while she draws another picture of herself
giving the fruit to Sora.
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@staff if you show me that Benedict Cumberbatch teapot thing again I’m going to walk down to your headquarters and put pebbles in all your shoes and I will not stop putting them back in every time you take them out until you alleviate my suffering
Я фрукт! Ещё какой!…
Other people have added but that last part is idiomatic and emphasizes the first part so more accurately reads: “I am a fruit — and what a fruit I am!!”
FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb took a brave stand against Big Government today by cutting the regulations that stopped corporations from putting rat shit, sawdust, and rotten fruit into their shitty frozen pies.
this is about getting rid of nitpicky regulations that said you have to have a certain amount of fruit and no artificial sweeteners. these regulations only applied to frozen cherry pie products, not other kinds of pies or cherry pies that arent frozen. its not like the FDA suddenly turns a blind eye if Sara Lee is filling your cherry pies with rat poop and sawdust.
These regulations were specifically created by the FDA because corporations were filling their frozen cherry pies with rotten shitty fruit that made people sick. The regulation, which also required companies to ensure that their food actually looked like what was on the fucking packaging, was part of a broader regulatory push in the 70′s to stop food companies from (yes literally) letting mouse shit and insect parts contaminate their food. Every building that stores or processes food has a pest problem and corporations will let that shit fester if they’re allowed just so they can save money. The removal of this regulation would put companies on an honor system where the FDA accepts in good faith that companies will not cut corners at every opportunity.
Just like the creation of these regulations was part of a broader push to try to modestly increase the quality of daily human life in this shit-hole country, the removal of them is part of a broader long-term push by the ruling class to maximize profit and shield themselves from liability for (yes literally) filling your food with rotten fruit, rat shit, and sawdust.
Sara Lee’s not gonna fuck you.
tbh mother teaches her children about their everlasting food source, Great Value Fruit Smiles
[ID: A TBH creature stands in front of a large rock with her children, which are two more smaller TBH’s and an Amongus bean. The rock has a large, glowing box of fruit snacks on it. It has some sort of holy aura. The second image is one of the babies looking up at the box with wonder and sparkles in their eyes. /END ID]
