Ex Astris Scientia — It was an authentic cannon that was bought at an...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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My favorite thing abt cis ppl is how they never grow or learn or change

cum-rade

they’re like “I will enforce the gender binary if it KILLS me” and then it does

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baby got first blood

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kaijuno

This happened down the street from me. It wasn’t a gender reveal, just a baby shower but yeah

cornstitch

Wait then why were they exploding shit at a baby shower???

kaijuno

It was an authentic cannon that was bought at an auction and they had fired it before with no problem but at some point the cannon cracked and when they went to fire it again, due to either the crack or adding too much gun powder or both, the cannon completely exploded and sent shrapnel everywhere. The dude that died was like a cousin of some sort and he got hit in the head with the shrapnel and died instantly