I can’t wait for future Pokemon games like
Pokemon Id/Superego
Pokemon Ion/Anion
Pokemon Thesis/Antithesis
Pokemon Realism/Surrealism
Pokemon Classical/Postmodern
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I can’t wait for future Pokemon games like
Pokemon Id/Superego
Pokemon Ion/Anion
Pokemon Thesis/Antithesis
Pokemon Realism/Surrealism
Pokemon Classical/Postmodern
Pokemon Proleterian/Bourgeois
Pokemon Mensch/Ubermensch
pokemon skate/die
pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon
Pokemon Cells At Work
Man, I love glitch Pokemon
Precious gibberish children
Another notable glitch Pokemon is named

She (?) looks like this

and, at 80 feet and 3 inches, is tied with another glitch Pokemon for tallest of all Pokemon.
When encountered, she begins to play an endless glitchy song, which continues until the player resets the game (you can hear it here, but don’t listen with headphones because it includes high-pitched noises)
I’m glad there is a lesbian pokemon glitch who only wants to sing to us forever
If you read this, please take a moment to appreciate the fact that breaking this game in a very specific manner causes you to encounter an 80-foot spire of crimson light that draws you into a pocket of frozen time and surrounds you with eerie music for eternity

Singing lesbian glitch
I’ve been having a blast playing Pokemon Go and creating these posters this past week. I haven’t played any Pokemon games since I was about 7 years old, when my mom banned Pokemon for me because I was “too obsessed” with it. 15 years later, she’s hooked on Pokemon Go herself!
Show your support with a team poster of your own, available to buy HERE!
These are amazing!
Pokemon Amie: We only serve the finest Pokemon pastries and confectioneries, individually made with a variety of toppings for a unique snacking experience.
Pokemon Refresh:

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.
Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”
i threw a rat at a god
The best part? Pikachu is awake. Pokemon faint upon being defeated.
What Nurse Joy heard was more along the lines of “I threw a mouse at a god and the mouse won.”
what is a king to a god
what is a god to a ten year old with an electric mouse
oh FUCK its GIANT ANTIMATTER SATAN better bring out the CAR KEYS
Pokemon’s pretty great
why is Hilary Clinton there?
pokemon go-ing to the polls
I saw a post comparing the similarities of the new Steven Universe intro to the Pokemon intro so I got the idea to recreate the Pokemon intro with Steven Universe Clips. It didn’t work as well as I had wanted it to.

