Ex Astris Scientia — Translation: Man A: *takes a sip* Men B: “Three...

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Translation:

Man A: *takes a sip*

Men B: “Three mentos three mentos three mentos!!!”

Man A: “No, no more, no more…”

Man C: *mouth is filled as his bottle of Coke erupts into a geyser and spills it all over himself and the car*

Man A: “No more, no more, no…what the FUCK are you doing?!? Fucking stop already!!”

Man B: *sneaks the mentos into Man A’s drink while he’s distracted*

Man A: *realises too late and shoves his mouth onto the bottle as he is covered in a deluge of cola* “Got me after all…” *He pants and shivers*