“Show them how you eat your broccoli!”
im weak 😭😭😂
tiktokers be like “emotionally abusing my s/o prank xoxo :)))”
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Ok yeah funny but a lot of people an tiktok are queer?
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Diversity win! This abuser on Tik tok is QUEER!
ICONIC → a playlist with the most iconic songs of the 21st century
i. whatcha say - jason derulo ii. burnin’ up - jonas brothers iii. see you again - miley cyrus iv. like a g6 - far east movement feat. dev v. beautiful soul - jesse mccartney vi. good girl gone bad - cobra starship vii. tik tok - kesha viii. down - jay sean ix. what makes you beautiful - one direction x. 7 things - miley cyrus xi. run it - chris brown xii. sos - jonas brothers xiii. low - florida feat. t-pain xiv. potential break up song - aly & aj xv. girlfriend - avril lavigne xvi. say ok - vanessa hudgens xvii. when i grow up - pussycat dolls xviii. don’t trust me - 3oh3 xix. shake it - metro station xx. circus - britney spears xxi. candy shop - 50cent xxii. single ladies - beyonce xxiii. fergalicous - fergie xxiv. hollaback girl - gwen stafani xxv. start all over - miley cyrus xxvi. sexy back - justin timberlake xxvii. milkshake - kelis xxviii. no air - jordin sparks feat chris brown xxix. call me maybe - carly rae jepson xxx. kiss me thru the phone - soulja boy
tik tok by ke$ha is a better song than stressed out by 21p
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
a post from me
ke$ha reading the dictionary is a better song than stressed out by 21 polots
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
I have officially lost all faith in my generation.
Excuse me but i must go dig my grave.
Apparently there are some kids in the gen who have somehow skipped out on the nostalgia that runs in all of our veins and the tornadoes in our minds and therefore cannot appreciate the importance and meanings behind all songs by tøp
Goodbye world
I no longer want to associate with these people
Ever again
tag urself im the tornadoes in our minds
how much do you wanna bet that those who hate stressed out and prefer tik tok are the ones who have mummy and daddy pay for all their shit while they’re doing shots and haven’t had to experience the real world where people shoot down your dreams and tell you wake up you need to make money
i have about $2 in quarters and Tik Tok has given me more life than your over analyzed bean man will ever give me
why yall so mad. tik tok is so soft and gentle. tik tok wants yall to have a good time. who tf are these 21 pilots. what kinda plane needs 21 pilots.
tik tok by ke$ha is a better song than stressed out by 21p
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
a post from me
ke$ha reading the dictionary is a better song than stressed out by 21 polots
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
I have officially lost all faith in my generation.
Excuse me but i must go dig my grave.
Apparently there are some kids in the gen who have somehow skipped out on the nostalgia that runs in all of our veins and the tornadoes in our minds and therefore cannot appreciate the importance and meanings behind all songs by tøp
Goodbye world
I no longer want to associate with these people
Ever again
tag urself im the tornadoes in our minds
im the nostalgia that runs in all of our veins
im the faith in our generation thats been lost
In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.
But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.
Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.
so attaway general or whatever the fuck it is is a youtube show about tik tok kids volunteering at a hospital and its fucking piss poor awful and i’m gonna make my mom, a nurse, watch it and try not to cry and maybe make a youtube video about it
This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.
mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES
A universal experience.
[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]
Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs
I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one
I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me
She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly
She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off
I said ma’am no stop
Those are his nipples
She said
There’s no way, he’s a boy
I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples
Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical
She said no way, he’s a boy I said
Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples
I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.
I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.
The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm
She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”
I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.
“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.
“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”
the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart