Ex Astris Scientia — The only times I've ever been flying were in...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

The only times I’ve ever been flying were in ultralites and specifically a shitty little cessna and my parents are flying out to Vegas tomorrow and were describing the nightmare of airports to me and I was all like “oh I’m sorry, I can’t relate. I only fly on private planes.”