27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
simple plan: what's new scooby doo? we're coming after you, we're gonna solve that mystery, i see you scooby doo, the trail leads back to you, what's new scooby doo?
me and my siblings every evening after school:
SIMPLE PLAN PLAYED WHATS NEW SCOOBY DOO AT EPCOT
I’M SCREAMING!
An iconic bop
this is legendary.
I might be making a personal blog because people I know in real life have found out my blog url and basically have no respect so you probably won’t be seeing any more personal posts on here tbh
so I was in my high school library when I found this fucking book
the angst of being a teen… the thrill of being a boat
it’s literally animorphs but he turns into a fucking boat i’m
he doesn’t even turn into the boat he just kinda folds inside of one
doctor this is the worst case of yaoi hands we’ve ever seen
and if you think this is bad wait until you see the concept art for his transformation
option 1) he turns into the Crabman. he ejects into the stratosphere
option 2) HIS NECK FUCKIN SNAPS AND HIS NOSE EXTENDS TO BECOME THE MAST I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN’S BOOK
teen boat also has a diverse cast of characters including
mary columbus sue, a european exchange student. exotic
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
is that fuckin eminem
Not-How-Trousers-Work Girl
PUT IT. BACK
yes she us eating a whole babbage
and then there’s also the point in the book where the tone does a complete 180
excuse me what the fuck
is this loss.jpg
jesus
WAIT A SECOND HE’S BEING TREATED BY FUCKING DOCTOR BLACKJACK
id like to point out that john green is a coauthor
What I expected: Blood, angst, sadness, bullshit philosophy, lack of fun
What I got: Jack adopts a moody teenage assassin, Tom Kenny says penis, The Scotsman has the force and an army of daughters, Aku is having a midlife crisis
Anonymous asked:
Yes I can! Here’s part one for you guys just in case you haven’t seen it.
Only As Directed - Eggsy has to seduce a mark named Harry. His Harry is right there in his ear guiding him
The Parting Glass - So much angst. Harry returns after V-Day and, predictably, Eggsy is upset.
You’re My Nation (Indefinite Leave To Remain) - Another really angsty one. Harry and Eggsy get into the habit of post-mission sex. Eggsy always leaves shortly after, Harry doesn’t want him to.
Dear Galahad - AU. Harry runs a newspaper column about how to be a gentleman. Eggsy writes to it often.
Ficlet Friday Ask: Hartwin House Hubby - AU. Just a cute little fic about Eggsy being Harry’s stay at home husband. No one at Kingsman knew about Eggsy, but adore him once they meet him.
Ficlet Friday Ask: Hartwin Planning a Wedding - AU. Another silly little fic. Lee Unwin is alive, and Harry has fallen in love with his son. Michelle maybe a little bit wants to kill Harry.
Mirror - “And then there’s Eggsy, naked, sitting on Harry’s lap with his legs splayed awkwardly to either side of Harry’s, flushed and nervous and so, so out of place.” Poor, self conscious Eggsy.
Harry Hart Really Is a Big Softy - Tooth rotting-ly sweet. Harry and Eggsy babysit Daisy
Make Me Better - Kinda sad. Eggsy buys Harry a yorkie puppy one year for Christmas, a few years after JB has passed on (at a very old age). Harry, being Arthur, is home alone frequently when Eggsy is off on missions and Eggsy worries.
En Avant - Fem!Eggsy. Basically how the movie would have went if Eggsy were a girl. WIP.
Say It One More Time - Eggsy and Harry having a rocky start to their relationship but they make up for it in the end (If you know what I mean).
Reluctant Vampirism and other ‘Minor’ Inconveniences [Series] - Eggsy becomes a vampire. Harry and Merlin are also… not exactly human. WIP.
Double Helix - PWP. Imagine Harry having a twin. Imagine them fucking Eggsy’s brains out.
Until Then - SAD. A/B/O. Soulmates. Harry meets Eggsy as a child, Harry figures out he’s Eggsy’s Alpha. Harry has to leave Eggsy behind that day, and years later he comes back to Eggsy with a proposition. WIP.
A Treasure Under the Sea - Ah, yes. The selkie fic. Harry is a pirate, Eggsy is a selkie that saves his life and later joins Harry on his ship. WIP.
To Give Unasked - In which the Kingsmen are a big, happy, polyamorous family of Doms, and Eggsy is their sub.
10,000 Tomorrows - A bunch of one shots
Servants to Our Crown - Prince Gary of Brogue is to wed King Harry of Oxford. Eggsy is grumpy about it. WIP.
Summer Heat - Merwin. Merlin and Eggsy are on a mission and Merlin is basically like “I know you want this fine piece of ass.” and Eggsy is like “shit he’s on to me”.
Boum Boum Boum - Eggsy wearing Harry’s shirt. Harry approves.
Please - Merwin. Eggsy gets spooked at the look Merlin gives him in the parachute scene. It reminds him of the looks Dean used to give him. Merlin notices his apprehension.
The Crashes Are Heaven For A Sinner Like Me - A/B/O. Everyone thinks Eggsy’s a Beta, so it was of great surprise to everyone when he presented at the age of 24. In the middle of a meeting. At the Round Table. Slight twist on the usual A/B/O dynamic, one will only present if in a safe and secure environment, which Eggsy did not grow up in, so he never presented. WIP. A little Dub-Con for the first chapter.
Primed - A/B/O. Eggsy and Harry are on a mission to shut down an Omega trafficking ring. Eggsy goes in as an Omegan slave, Harry goes in as a Prime Alpha. (Primes are basically like Super!Alphas or Super!Omegas). WIP.
Avia - Wingfic. Soulmates. There are 3 classes, depending on wing color. Eggsy was supposed to be a Nadir (lowest class), as both his parents were. He comes out a Pinnacle (highest class), with golden wings instead. WIP.
Suitable - Royalty AU. A/B/O. Eggsy and Harry are in an arranged marriage. Harry is, however, already mated to (and carrying the child of) Merlin. WIP.
No One’s Word and Nobody’s Promise - With Harry’s life hanging in the balance as Arthur’s final ‘fuck you’ to Merlin, Harry’s lover of nearly two decades, Eggsy decides to try and effect a kind of intervention. It goes a bit differently than he had planned, and the future holds promise again even though there are no guarantees. Merhartwin. WIP.
Sorry there’s not a lot of Merhartwin in this, fics with them are pretty hard to come by :V
