me, about to play stardew valley: oh boy, time to play a lighthearted relaxing farming simulator

game, immediately: your grandfather is dead

shane: i’m an alcoholic and super depressed and consider jumping off a cliff in one of my heart events

penny: i live with my alcoholic negligent mother in a run-down trailer

alex: my mother died when i was a young child

kent: i am a war veteran with ptsd who has seen many of my friends die

sdv lore: oh also your country is currently at war

me:

i see no difference love is love 😘👍

*remembers the grandpa from stardew valley’s shitty ass bed*

1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱

Have you been playing a lot of Stardew Valley and Harvest Moon lately? There's a new farming sim in the works, created by an Indonesian company with more diverse gameplay!

Create your farm, romance the villagers, dive to save coral reefs, catch bugs and fish to put in the museum, attend mini games and festivals, and MEET MERMAIDS.

Let's talk about Coral Island!

This Kickstarter has come a long way since it's launch, and as of Feb. 15 it's still got 15 days to reach it's higher goals.

Or, DO YOU WANT TO DATE A MERMAID?

There are three mythical figures in this game, one of them being mermaids. We've finally unlocked the village, but if we unlock the kingdom there are two romance mermaid options.

But if mermaids don't do it for you, the human options are just as sexy! (And yes, OF COURSE YOU CAN PICK ANY GENDER 🏳️‍🌈)

(and the normal townies aren't bad looking either 👀)

Coral island can be a solo or multiplayer experience, and is planned to launch on switch and other consoles not long after early access in Q4!

By backing you get the game key for only $20, which is low for the amount of gameplay Coral Island has to offer!

Yes, that's right! For the low amount of $20, you too can eventually date a mermaid! Consider pledging today!

discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc

discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you