Me, calling the person I’m delivering to because that’s what we do when we deliver to a buisness: hi I’m here
Dude: cool I’ll be out in 20 minutes
Me:🤔
Another pizza driver from the same place I work at just showed up.
I waved like an idiot to him
Other coworker left-a dude has come out of the building. Exchange went like this
Dude: hey is that my pizza?
Me: are you (name on delivery) medium all meat?
Dude: no.
Me: THEN ITS NOT YOUR PIZZA
I just remembered all the dishes that need doing back at the store
This dude has less than 5 minutes left to get his ass out here, give me the 20 he owes me for this NOW COLD ASS PIZZA and let me be on my way. The SHENNAGIANS tonight I swear
Lemme just add on to the fact the instructions to the location I’m delivering to were WRONG. The delivery says it’s to a warehouse called SephoraUSA. The address given sent me to a backwoods church that has a similar address number just slightly different name.
IT LITERALLY HAS BEEN AN HOUR SINCE I LEFT THE STORE.
Dude: hey I got ur call where you at
Me, after leaving a message about store policy stating if its been WELL over 30 minutes, it goes back to the store, sitting in the parking lot of the pizza place: GUESS.
TO THE VICTOR (me) GOES THE SPOILS
