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I think it’s funny how gif makers kinda unanimously decided that when captioning gifs the text colors are always white, yellow, or for the occasional third talker, teal. Like white I understand. Yellow is eh understandable. But how the unanimous meaning of a third person needing to be captioned is teal is interesting. And then a fourth person is almost always magenta.
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concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.
this is the best post on this fucking website
its a simple transparent theme with some cool options wowee
options:
- 2 different navigation choices
- footers do a slide thing on hover
- buttons+footers fade on hover
- border/sidebar/footer borders or not
- show/hide album art, captions, tags
- transparent footer/sidebar/posts
- set post/sidebar opacity (1=normal, .5 = more transparent, .0=completely transparent)
- 4 custom links
- maximized background image (code w/ repeating bg here)
- pixely font
feel free to ask me any coding questions or contact me if u have any problems w/ this theme~
*EDIT: i’ve updated this theme!! it can be found here
Autunite is a secondary uranium mineral, named for its type locality near Autun, France, with a chemical formula of Ca(UO2)2(PO4)2·10-12H2O. Autunite ranges in colour from pale yellow and yellow-green to greenish black. It dehydrates to meta-autunite on extended exposure to air, becoming yellower and less greenish.
Autunite fluoresces green-yellow under UV light, and due to its uranium content is radioactive. It may also be used as an ore. It generally occurs in the oxidation zone of uranium-bearing rocks, and is associated with other uranium minerals, such as torbernite and uranophane. Crystals may be tabular or micaceous.
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Image sources: 1, 2, 3 (2 and 3 are the same sample, viewed under normal and UV light)
just went through some old requests in my archive. have we ever been ok?
Emoji rating: Mermaid emoji

I actually really like her! Apple’s love of shading really makes her look 3D. The skin tone is very yellow, but there are other skin tone variations and the yellow makes the other colors pop. Her anatomy isn’t horribly botched, and I like that I can see individual scales. I love her hair. 10/10 a beautiful mermaid

One of her arms is way too long. There’s no way that seashell bra could ever stay up. Her tale has a border, but she doesn’t. Google’s simplistic style isn’t working. 5/10 I know you can do better

What happened to her? Very very angular. Not the smooth, sleek mermaid I wanted. Black border looks Bad. Boring color scheme. 2/10 very bland

Looks kind of like they traced apple’s emoji and made it more boring. Still, a good pose. That seashell bra still defies physics and looks hella uncomfortable. 7/10 mermaids need back support too

She’s very cute! Traditional color scheme, but not horrible! Could use more personality. Give her a better bra. 7/10

This is truly disgusting. Too simplistic. Tail looks limp and algae-covered. Is she okay? 3/10 bra design is ok and it’s still better tham Microsoft.

Now this is a MERMAID. I love the hair. She’s very dynamic. The end of the tail actually looks to be the right size, which I appreciate. There’s no horrible seashell bra! The only thing that’s a little bit weird is her eyes, which make her look very manevolent, but I am HERE for it. 11/10

This is an even worse bra offender. This mermaid looks like she’s trying to seduce an entire cruise ship. I appreciate the fact that she’s doing the traditional job, but did you have to make her sit like that? It bothers me. Mermaids don’t have asses. 5/10 decent design I guess

There’s a such thing as too much gradient. I feel like I’m in 2010. I like the pointy ears and the fact that she’s on a rock. 5/10.

0/10.
