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thesassyducks

Happiness is a Gosling recognising you, and running excitedly towards you. His name is Sam btw 

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thefirstanomally

We absolutely would’ve domesticated dinosaurs and they would’ve looked just like that running to greet us.

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I absolutely adore discovering what different people find hilarious with Cards Against Humanity because you’ll have someone who won’t even flinch when a card like “bees?” or “Boris the Soviet Love Hammer” is played but in the next second they’re crying from laughing at  "this is your pilot speaking fasten your seat belts and prepare for clams“

geese was always the trump card

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I have a confession: every couple of months I send nude pictures to my friend. But not like, my genitals, I mean I send pictures of nude lipsticks and leggings and shit.

Fuck lmao

I have a burner app on my phone for reasons and ONE of the reasons is that my friend Jared thinks geese are hilarious (there’s a story behind it) and so every Wednesday at 3am I send him a different picture of geese and he doesn’t know it’s me because I’m using a burner number

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