i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
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Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.
wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella.
So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along
The warm water of the ocean did what now
i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.
wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella.
So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along
The warm water of the ocean did what now
The explanation, 1952, Rene Magritte
Size: 35x46 cmMedium: oil, canvas
rene magritte this does not explain ANYTHING
why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase
You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase
without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens
…explainnn
america’s response to 9/11 caused my chemical romance to form in protest
mcr inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight
twilight gets a movie deal
michael sheen gets casted as aro in the twilight films
a reporter asks michael sheen why he’s in such a silly film series for such a silly genre
michael sheen defends the genre publicly and cites neil gaiman’s works
neil gaiman hears about this and reached out and they go to dinner and eat illegal octopus
neil gaiman and michael sheen become friends
years later neil gaiman finally gets to adapt good omens for tv and casts michael sheen as aziraphale
black mirror: ough ough ough technology bad
twilight zone: what if Bigfoot was harassing william shitner from the outside of a plane
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Black Mirror: As technology moves forward and becomes an integral part of our society how will we change? What does it mean to be human?
Twilight Zone: *long drag of cigarette* Let me tell you why you fucks deserve this hell you’ve created.








