27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Aries: Forehead mustaches (eyebrows)
Taurus: Horse water (milk)
Gemini: Solid window (door)
Cancer: water cats (otters)
Leo: Reverse boat (bathtub)
Virgo: Horse tornado (carousel)
Libra: Smooth pineapple (mango)
Scorpio: Rectangle pizza (hot pockets)
Sagittarius: Shiny donut (DVD)
Capricorn: Eye lips (eyelids)
Aquarius: Drive temperature (speed)
Pisces: Reverse crater (mountain)
tbh mother teaches her children about their everlasting food source, Great Value Fruit Smiles
[ID: A TBH creature stands in front of a large rock with her children, which are two more smaller TBH’s and an Amongus bean. The rock has a large, glowing box of fruit snacks on it. It has some sort of holy aura. The second image is one of the babies looking up at the box with wonder and sparkles in their eyes. /END ID]
Anonymous asked:
Ooooh
Anonymous asked:
I usually eat like an orange everyday like idk some ppl just have that “everyday” fruit they like a whole lot and mine is an orange (my dads is a banana maybe he’s just weird and ppl don’t usually have everyday fruits)
quick do a signs post!
nicki: sagittarius, aries, aquarius, leo, libra, capricorn
rebel: cancer, taurus, scorpio, pisces, virgo
miley: gemini
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A Paopu Fruit (パオプの実 Paopu No Mi) is a star-shaped fruit native to
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Later,
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I know NOTHING about sports traditions but only learned what a “mascot race” is just this minute, and also learned that a mascot race sponsored by Target is notorious for how “creepy” the mascots are
So naturally Target is holding a vote for a new character and they have gone DELIBERATELY SCARIER and I couldn’t have done better myself and I cannot pick a favorite
who do I support here, can’t it be all of them, can’t they all exist
OH MY GOD a) this is the most upper-midwestern thing I have EVER seen b) @revengeoftehblackbirb LOOK AT THE FIRST ONE
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
