genuinely think all my problems would be solved if I was just a trophy husband. where is my breadwinning wife, I want legos

Hozier: imagine being loved by me

Me, who’s been doing that for months:

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

someone: *notices an intimate detail about me & shares the observation with me*
me: who are u working for

me, someone who never expected darth vader to say a pun ever: darth vader would never say a pun ever

darth vader in rogue one: 

Originally posted by staygreat

Sometimes I’m like “I wish I was pretty like that” but I’m pretty like me so who cares

me, reading ‘WHO MADE THIS’ tags on my posts,