When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(
Ever post something and wonder later if your medication is slowly poisoning you?
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When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(
Ever post something and wonder later if your medication is slowly poisoning you?
whats up you shitposts loving fucks
oh great here comes the meme loving asshole
shitpost loving fucks: Aquarius, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo
meme loving assholes: Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius
the bots now doall our discourse for us
thank god
THAT’S IT
I CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PSEUDORANDOM BOT NONSENSE AND ACTUAL PEOPLE ANYMORE
WHAT EVEN IS REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
if it makes you feel any better, the “thank god” part was human
you can pretty much tell because i literally programmed 0 grammar into memelovingbot. it just sticks meme phrases in other meme phrases. memes are just so goddamn incoherant already that it sounds legit
way to ruin my immersion
think of it this way: you, too, can make terrible robot garbage like memelovingbot, because it is simple and fun to learn to make robots specifically designed to make jokes you, their creator, will laugh at
i have a robot army that i basically designed to make it easier for me to laugh at my own jokes. i am the ultimate bot dad
i’m robot mom
Programmers tried for generations to create a program that could pass the Turing Test. They made ever more complex conversational bots, but to no avail. How could any of us have known that it wasn’t a more intelligent bot that was needed but a less intelligent humanity?
it’s not less intelligent we just gave up on grammar in favor of joke. memes are better. everything is better. intelligence is a bullshit racist/ableist/classist/sexist social construct that doesn’t really measure anything except the abilities to do whatever brain things are most rewarded by the oppressive overclass anyway, it fails to get enormous quantities of valuable and interesting kinds of skills and talents that humans have in favor of a few rigid categories that are defined and tested by people only interested in reinforcing a marginalizing, oppressive status quo
up with memes down with that capitalist bullshit imo
Bees are pretty.
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭
me: what do you need to do, doc???
tumblr surgeon: Hehe! :3 im gonna have to snoot your liver because you;re a silly pepe shitpost meme who didnt drink 8 cups of water a day!!!!
me *trying to get up*: let me go i dont want the surgery anymore
tumblr surgeon *forcibly restraining me*: Uwu that wasnt very fall out boy of you!!! ur smol liver needs some frick frack… hehe :3
Anonymous asked:
if the interview meme lady shows you another meme remember to have one of your tumblr posts ready so you can go “that’s me”
lets not my tumblr is a hell cesspool lol
That crave that mineral meme wasn’t funny and now that I know sixpencee made it its even less funny tbh
[ID: two men on a bus meme. The smiling man looking out at the scenery is labeled “Jonathan Harker looking at the pretty mountains”. The sad man looking at the cliff face is labeled “Romanian peasants trying to avoid being eaten by vampires”.]
Jonathan Harker’s trip to Castle Dracula, summarized.
the bar is so low
im gonna go ahead and say this meme was absolutely made by a straight man
Yeah this was without a doubt made by some sad in el.

i’m the one that ran back to the start, because that’s who i am
LOOK AT LOGAN HANDSOME PANTS
please watch this with sound if you’re sad