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Fearless praying mantis
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Fearless praying mantis
I’m like ‘what the fuck little dude that is not a good place to be you will be hit by all of the sparks’
and then the little dude is like ‘do not worry I will simply parry all the sparks’
now i understand why this lil hoe is on kungfu panda
ah, 5-minute crafts. i can almost guarantee you that most of these won’t even work
This youtuber does debunking videos and I recognise some of those from her videos
I love Ann Reardon when she shits all over these fake how-to videos.
Yeah she’s great! Her videos were actually featured on a BBC segment on twitter about how dangerous some of these life hacks can be to attempt
So the debunking video above led me to watch another debunking video, which started down a very intriguing wormhole of asking why people are producing fake how-to videos like this, and the short version is they’re exploiting algorithms to generate ad revenue and the long version is they’re produced by a Russian content farm that has made some forays into American political ads.
Which is abruptly sobering and worth watching.
She seriously doesn’t deserve the treatment youtube’s been giving her, so please support her as much as you can and make sure this shitty farming channel goes down in flames.
It promotes EXTREMELY DANGEROUS activities such as PUTTING STRAWBERRIES INTO A GLASS OF BLEACH TO TURN THEM WHITE WHICH IS POISONOUS. AND POURING LAVA HOT CARAMEL ONTO A SPINNING WHISK, WHICH WOULD EASILY BURN YOU AND LEAVE A SCAR.
It’s amazing how youtube still tolerates this kind of behavior just because it’s pumping out videos 24/7 and sucking up all of the views. It’s unacceptable and it needs to be stopped as soon as possible.
Channels like 5 minute crafts and a few others are some of the largest youtube channels on the platform because they’re all from content farms. Commentary youtubers like Danny Gonzales, Drew Gooden, Jarvis Johnson and Cody Ko have been going down the rabbit hole of this for ages
Anonymous asked:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Listen everyone just cause your in a scientific field doesn’t make you smart enough to not make mistakes in the field
OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:
Hampster Dance (1998)
Rejected (2000)
All Your Base (2001)
Tidus Laughing (2001)
The End of the World (2003)
Badger Badger Badger (2003)
Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003)
GI Joe PSAs (2003)
Llama Song (2004)
Banana Phone (2004)
Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004)
Charlie the Unicorn (2005)
Cillit Bang (2006)
Caramelldansen (2006)
Metal Gear Awesome (2006)
Leekspin (2006)
Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006)
The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007)
Powerthirst (2007)
Paffendorf (2007)
Splash Attack (2007)
Caipirinha Dance (2007)
I Take a Potato Chip… (2007)
Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007)
Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008)
Danjo (2008)
Giga Pudding (2008)
The Ultimate Showdown (2008)
Balsamic Vinegar (2008)
Sakura-Con Commercial (2009)
Shamwow (2009)
Slapchop (2009)
OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009)
Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010)
HEYYEYAA (2010)
Galo Sengan (2011)
There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.
Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer
I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old
Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.
GI JOEEEEEE
and don’t forget these classics
They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006)
Numa Numa (2006)
The Gummy Bear Song (2007)
The Duck Song (2009)
White & Nerdy (2009)
Trololo (2010)
Nyan Cat (2011)
Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?
FUCK
can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards
How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8
What about -
Chocolate Rain (2007)
Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)
I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)
Do You Like Waffles? (2008)
Fukkireta (2010)
Spitting While Kissing (2011)
Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)
Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now
The ancient times
Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.
the navy seal copypasta could not POSSIBLY have come out in 2012. there is no FUCKING way.
“Fight Like A Girl” — Jasmine Combs
-Girls should only be strong enough to hold babies and stigmas
-Words where girl is the bitter aftertaste
-I fight dirty / cuz rules were made for men
(I’ve outgrown my passion for spoken word but still, some sparks)
I hope I never outgrow this passion.
This mom on tiktok made a video suggesting that if parents are tired of the terribly annoying music that’s set to these videos aimed at little kids that they should just put the videos on their TV and put it on mute and then play their own music over it because it will usually match the beat. People responded by suggesting songs for which this could not possibly work and I cannot stop thinking about this video in particular
Anonymous asked:
I can’t believe I’m gonna do an analysis on this but okay here we go:
First of all, they all act different in different series, like for example the dad is featured getting along with Jesse in some of the videos that aren’t part of the Psycho Series.
Some of the videos you can see Jesse smiling or the dad smiling or people on the sidelines smiling when shit is going down.
Obviously fake arrest and stories keep getting changed about that incident in general.
Jesse is portrayed as just completely violent and angry constantly, while in other videos that aren’t the Psycho Series he’s completely different, calm, level headed, mature.
In Psycho Brother Stomps Glasses, Jesse smashes a glass bottle against Jeffrey’s head. However, since the glass broke so easily, it suggests Jesse used a breakaway bottle.
In Psycho Dad Crashes WoW LAN Party, Jesse, Mark and Corn are able to apparently raid in an MMORPG – all three – without the use of a mouse. The WoW raid, while truthfully an easy raid, does require a mouse at least to raid efficiently. One wonders how a whole organised LAN party did not bring any mice. Also, the dad is seen smiling when he flips the table.
In Welcome to Eagle’s Landing, which was uploaded on April 2, 2015, Jesse claims that after his first car – a Mitsubishi Montero – got destroyed in Psycho Dad Wrecks Car, he purchased an Eighth generation Toyota Corolla, replacing his older vehicle. However, in Psycho Dad Wrecks Car, one can see the Toyota in the background of the several vehicles in the lot at 0:09 - 0:10 mark. The vehicle could also be seen in “Everyday Situations” 07: Stuck, which was uploaded on January 28, 2014, a year and 1/3rd from April 2, 2015. This could possibly also mean that the Ridgways somehow got the Mitsubishi for a cheap price for the purpose of Psycho Dad Wrecks Car.
The family’s well off, the dad has his own business, always have multiple cars, nice electronics. They could easily pay for new things after they’re destroyed.
ALSO. Jesse has a degree in film making. He knows the ins and outs of making shorts like this.
I remember when I was 11 for Christmas I got an iPod and I had to download videos to it because every other week I went and stayed with my dad and he didn’t have internet or anything and I remember some of the videos saved on my iPod were some episodes of Star Trek, a bunch of Smosh videos, and one (1) video of a pomegranate being de-seeded