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[Video ID: a video of a fan outside set on oscillate. There is a tiny green frog on the oscillate button and the button is spinning as the fan turns, causing the frog to rotate. /End ID]
🐸Frogs🐸
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FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL
pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸✊🏳️🌈
Anonymous asked:
do yall keep the frogs at frog-activating temps or are they cooled to keep them easy to handle? is there a frog sex dungeon. how big is the warehouse (how many frogs)
they are cooled
pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸✊🏳️🌈
yall see the words “gay” and “frog” and just slam that reblog huh
whats a mob to a king. whats a king to a god. whats a god to a non believer. whats a non believer to a poisonous dart frog
what’s a poisonous dart frog to a king
what’s a poisonous dart frog to a second poisonous dart frog
Dear Diary,
I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.
Anonymous asked:
You keep posting those same frogs... what kind of frogs are those... I love them so much...
BOY IF YOU THINK THEY LOOK CUTE WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THEM
This is an Alligator Snapping Turtle. This is why you don’t go swimming in Florida rivers or lakes unless you can see the bottom.
^This is NOT TRUE. Common snapping turtles do have very long necks and can reach most of their body with either claws or mouth…except for right behind the head. The two safe ways to hold a snapper are with one hand directly behind the head and one hand directly above the tail or with two hands holding the shell on either side of the tail. Still do not attempt without proper training/experience though.
Edit: I believe the one in this video is actually an alligator snapping turtle which have comparatively short necks and don’t do lunging, snapping bites the same way common snapping turtles do (which is why the guy has to put the item in the turtle’s mouth for it to bite).
the-awkward-turt is 100% right! I worked with snappers all summer and I’ve been helping them cross the road since I was a little kid… Best strategy is behind the head and above the tail, or both hands on either side of the tail.
Still, if you’re inexperienced and you have to help one cross the road, get them to bite onto a stick and (gently) drag them, or better yet, just use a shovel to pick them up!
