27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Anonymous asked:
u r the funniest person in this site. funnier than gaud
mrspider-deactivated20221213 answered:
thank you but i need you to realize saying im funnier than gaud is like going to a restaurant and saying its the fanciest youve ever been to and then saying its even better than 7/11
Anonymous asked:
sure! I’ll tag them as fatphobia cw
Anonymous asked:
Lmaoooooooo
no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.
and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.
Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks
Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred
imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks
Anonymous asked:
My main concern with sending you anon asks is that I am doing way too much work helping this A.I. figure out what crosswalks are.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs
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“There’s a customer coming, they’re afraid of dogs. Quickly, the customer is coming. Quick, the customer is coming. Tengheng, you go bring the little baby in as well. Go get Baby. Okay, okay, put them down… put. Good. Let Baby have some of this. Let Baby eat some.” (The cat’s name would be similar to something like Baby, Bubba, or Darling – an endearment used as a given name.)
gritty transends borders and languages
Caption and English translation
Le Monde, a French newspaper, article from November 8th, 2020.
Title reads “your questions [about the US election]” A subscriber asks “What is Gritty?”. The response is as follows.
Goodevening,
If you are asking this question, you have probably heard about this furry orange ball which is none other than the Philidelphia Fliers NHL mascot, Gritty. Like the author of this article explains, Gritty has become a symbol of anti-fascism on social media and in protests against the Trump administration. Many people in Philidelphia (where the election results have just come out in favor of Joe Biden) have donned makeup in Gritty’s likeness to show support for Biden.
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One 7-year-old boy has succeeded where legions of fans have failed: he has persuaded George Lucas to change his vision for Star Wars.
Colin, a young Star Wars fan, hopes to become a Jedi Knight when he’s older, but he also wants to get married and start a family—something forbidden by the Jedi Order, according to Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Probably dissatisfied with his parents’ guidance to “just become a new kind of Jedi” or to “stop watching those prequels and watch the real Star Wars,” Colin went straight to the source with a succinct letter to Lucasfilm:
Colin received the following response:
…as well as a bunch of cool Star Wars merchandise:
Jedi can get married now everyone else go home.
So all Anakin had to do is write a letter?
Anakin just had to do things the hard way.
Imagine if Anakin had gone to the Council and asked politely and they were just like “Yeah, okay”
