Anonymous asked:
Pssst.. hey! *looks around* I heard you got some dank memes.. How much for a hit??
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2 dat bois
*disguises overwhelming depression and the quiet terror of being alive as dank memes*
Anonymous asked:
dank memes
I am the dank meme dealer
I love how when you first get a tumblr you reblog every popular post and you think they’re all so funny and then your humor slowly degenerates until all you reblog are vague neo-dadist memes that make no sense in reality but by then you’re too far gone into this hell site to even think about what could possibly be funny about vaguely ominous Craigslist ads
“british sense of humor” isnt a thing yall just arent funny lmfaooooo
Lol Americans
Americans have literally no banter
why did u colonize 90% of the world
lol idk Just seemed less barbaric than slaughtering millions of native americans, robbing their land, claiming it as my own and buying human beings from across the Atlantic to build my country :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)))))))))))))
idk how to tell u this but…..ur people did that
nature is gay
if you go outside youre gay thats why they call it coming out
These kinds of jokes are so fucking cringy. Why is cuck humor like this? Tumblr humor is just so unfunny..
cuck humor
honestly please let brutaltrains be the next sonic-for-real-justice, we really need this as a website right now
dude has a sexy anthro train girl as his icon im yellin
Cis people being upset about trans people saying “down with cis” are just so…
Like oh, you’re upset about a meme? That’s cool. Maybe tell your fellow cishets to stop killing trans people while you’re over there complaining to them about it
then why is it ok for trans people to make jokes or memes about cis people but its not ok for cis people to make jokes/memes about trans people
Because you’re not oppressed. You don’t have to worry about getting killed for being trans. You wont be denied a job or get beat up in the fucking bathroom. Your parents wont kick you out of the house for being trans. Your parents wont make you go to conversion therapy or abuse you for being trans.
And they get this one thing, right? They get this safe space on the internet where they can vent and be themselves and make jokes. ONE FUCKING THING.
But nooooooooo they ain’t allowed to have fuckin jokes because it hurts yalls feelings
Grow up.
literally the clickbait on this website has completely entirely surpassed actual jokes made by bloggers in terms of humor
wow bill nye is a fucking stud
Bill Nye a thot confirmed
Anonymous asked:
I found your page from ya IQ post and, just looking at your tumblr its like im looking at myself in the future haha. We have the same name, im going to uni for the same thing at some point in my life, we have similar humor... its so weird ... Either way uhh.. I really hope you're enjoying life and having a good time!!!
We have the same name????? We must fight to the death so I can become the alpha