27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
i love the concept presented here where sexualities come equipped with at least one slur provided upfront free of charge
Anonymous asked:
aww thank you!!
also that’s what calculators with txt programs on them are for lmao
Hammer of Probability
This is what the DM hits you with when you try to fuck the monsters
alignment chart based off of what animal care sim you played most as a child featuring such hits as: actual pet care
Anonymous asked:
Also abt the cervix thing it depends whereabouts on the cervix the peen hits too, like right on the opening is ah oof ouch my vagooter but like around ish the area can be oof yes
that too that too
i found out that Britney Spears songs are used to scare off pirates in Somalia
“These guys can’t stand Western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect,” Owens said. The music is blasted at extremely high volumes, with the speakers aimed directly at the pirates so the ship’s crew doesn’t have to deal with the ear-splitting tunes, according to the Mirror.
imagine chilling in your boat with your fellow Somali pirates and all of a sudden the 2003 pop hit “Toxic” starts blasting and your eardrums are shredded by the violin and all you can understand is pain
her robotic, glacial voice; the blood; the gasps from the crowd; the way her mic hits the ground on beat with the song; its performance at its peak
iconic
she gave unhinged women our rights
i watch this video exactly once a month and it gives me full body asmr
This was fighting for gay rights
We will forever stan
never forget her commentary on this performance:
“The methodology behind what I’ve done is that, when they wanted me to
be sexy, or they wanted me to be pop, I always fuckin’ put some absurd
spin on it that made me feel like I was still in control. So
you know what? If I’m gonna be sexy on the VMAs, and sing about the
paparazzi, I’m going to do it while I’m bleeding to death and reminding
you of what fame did to Marilyn Monroe, the original Norma Jean, and
what it did to Anna Nicole Smith, and what it did to…
Yeah. You know who.”
Drinks on the house
Boys will be boys
This is so cute
Michigan. I can promise you that.
I fucks with that
"Nothin' hits better than a roof beer."
Break My Stride playing on repeat makes this absolutely perfect.
My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
