*Something bad happens to someone shitty*
Y’all:
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how do crabs pee
everyone knows crabs don’t pee
they take a crabp
people aren’t gonna stand for this shit forever arthur
neither do crabs they sit when they do it
Art Car with singing fish and lobster
The above caption egregious omits that the fish and lobsters are singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Tumblr should appreciate Two Crabs by Vincent Van Gogh more
It's two crabs, whats not to love
whats with those like “good morning egg fuckers, coke snorters, stupid cats, homeless lobsters, chuck e. cheese survivors, glue drinkers, figging enthusiasts, and cum jar owners” w/e posts
The context: Crabs and crab-like body plans have evolved independently (convergently) at least 5 times in earth’s history. This is called carcinisation.
Nobody:
Evolution:
What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do
What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting
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An artist has made glass shells for hermit crabs so he can watch what they are doing.
Pervert