This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

Emoji rating: Mermaid emoji

I actually really like her! Apple’s love of shading really makes her look 3D. The skin tone is very yellow, but there are other skin tone variations and the yellow makes the other colors pop. Her anatomy isn’t horribly botched, and I like that I can see individual scales. I love her hair. 10/10 a beautiful mermaid

One of her arms is way too long. There’s no way that seashell bra could ever stay up. Her tale has a border, but she doesn’t. Google’s simplistic style isn’t working. 5/10 I know you can do better

What happened to her? Very very angular. Not the smooth, sleek mermaid I wanted. Black border looks Bad. Boring color scheme. 2/10 very bland

Looks kind of like they traced apple’s emoji and made it more boring. Still, a good pose. That seashell bra still defies physics and looks hella uncomfortable. 7/10 mermaids need back support too

She’s very cute! Traditional color scheme, but not horrible! Could use more personality. Give her a better bra. 7/10

This is truly disgusting. Too simplistic. Tail looks limp and algae-covered. Is she okay? 3/10 bra design is ok and it’s still better tham Microsoft.

Now this is a MERMAID. I love the hair. She’s very dynamic. The end of the tail actually looks to be the right size, which I appreciate. There’s no horrible seashell bra! The only thing that’s a little bit weird is her eyes, which make her look very manevolent, but I am HERE for it. 11/10

This is an even worse bra offender. This mermaid looks like she’s trying to seduce an entire cruise ship. I appreciate the fact that she’s doing the traditional job, but did you have to make her sit like that? It bothers me. Mermaids don’t have asses. 5/10 decent design I guess

There’s a such thing as too much gradient. I feel like I’m in 2010. I like the pointy ears and the fact that she’s on a rock. 5/10.

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