Ex Astris Scientia — What the hell is the cabin in the woods even...

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Anonymous asked:

What the hell is the cabin in the woods even about?!

thestalkerbunny answered:

Cabin in the Woods is a fun movie that sorta explains WHY the same kind of people always end up in horror movies (The Scholar, The Jock, The Whore, The Fool and a Virgin) despite these people being vastly different and why they end up coming to such an awful place

It’s because they need to be ritually sacrificed to satiate the old ones living beneath the earth’s crust. A group of scientists is secretly manipulating the perfect environment (A cabin that one of the characters thinks belongs to his cousin) for this sacrifice and deploy specially made monsters to do this; ones that the victims involuntarily pick themselves based on some items they found in a basement underneath the cabin they’re staying at. It’s a great movie in my opinion because it’s obvious the victim party is TRYING their best to make correct choices (like staying in one place and barring themselves in to stop the zombies they summoned up)  and that the facility themselves is pumping chemicals into the cabin to try and make them make BAD choices.

My personal favorite thing about the movie is the fucking white board with all the monsters the facility has made to try and make this sacrifice work

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That being said, I enjoy a smart Horror Movie like this one-one that isn’t afraid to have jokes like the guy screaming ‘FUCK YOU’ at the little Japanese girls on the T.V. or the fact the whole facility with the scientists are holding BETTING POOLS to see which one of the monsters is picked.

It’s on bordering the line of ‘SCP but instead of contain, it’s unleash’