27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Just when I thought it couldnt get worse? Dick C. Heese lives in the same state as me. I wanna thank him for his hard work.
Expect a review soon.
If you ever meet Mr. Heese please thank him for his service
TRUST ME ILL THANK HIM
Fellers we are off to a banger start
So I'm on Barnes&Noble online shopping for a copy of The Great Gatsby with a fancy cover, as you do, and
SOMEONE WROTE A WHOLE ASS NOVEL ABOUT NICK??? AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT???????????
The synopsis reads, "Nick Carraway meets his mysterious neighbor, Jay Gatsby. Gatsby doesn’t seem to eat anything, and has an aversion to silver, garlic, and the sun, but good friends are hard to come by. Especially an interesting millionaire like Gatsby.
When Gatsby asks Nick to help catch a murderer, Nick just can’t say no. And, of course, Nick agrees to set up a tea date for his cousin Daisy and Gatsby. It’s harmless to reunite two old friends; until Nick realizes the truth he’s known, deep down, the entire time.
Jay Gatsby is a vampire."
That sounds amazing.
But also, i see your vampire gatsby and raise you
Jack Russell terrier Nick Carraway
People saw great Gatsby public domain and immediately went bokbers
no
you SAY they went bonkers
but what i say is that theyve had these drafts waiting in the wings
one toe over the starting line
looking at the public domain date and saying to themselves
bet
No. I do not need this. I do not need to buy these. I will dam the river of my bank account
remember when the great gatsby movie came out and we had to deal with 1001 in depth literary papers written by 15 year olds about the symbolism in why jay gatsby did anything
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
it looks like the cover of the great gatsby
now it is the cover of the great gatsby
Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937
Nothing like a ice cold drink after a long day
