27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
I shitpost when I’m feeling down
but u always shitpost
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit
this e.e. cummings poem is probably very Deep but honestly at this point it just reads like a shitpost to me
👌👌brIght💯💡💡💥 bRight s???💥💡💯 big 🔆🔅🔆(soft) soft near calm👌👍 (Bright)calm st?? holy (soft briGht deep)yeS near sta? calm star🌞 big💫 👌yEsalone (wHo Yes👌👍👌 near deep👇 whO big💪👍💯 alone soft neardeep calm deep????Ht ?????T) Who(holy💫💯 alone)holy(alone hol💯y)alone
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit
such shitpost strength here
i’m going to rip your arm off and send you back to the marshes to bleed to death
:)
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)
fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again
you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost
I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up
that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.
I hate looking at physics diagrams because this just looks like a shitpost to me
So when are we gonna acknowledge the fact that Clickhole is just one giant shitpost machine. They’ve turned shitposting into a manufactured process. Shitposting capitalism, if you will. They’re putting us organic, mom and pop shitposters out of work.
the terrors of the past don’t stop
Not an artifact, but a warning
An ancient writ of sealing
What twisted horrors lie beyond are unfathomable by mortal minds
