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Anonymous asked:

if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?

mrspider-deactivated20221213 answered:

shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy

mrspider-deactivated20221213

NO-

mrspider-deactivated20221213

if that old man comes back im fucking him myself

mrspider-deactivated20221213

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF

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Anonymous asked:

hey Jess, uhm, I dunno how to say this without sounding like a whiney baby but I was wondering if you could put tags on those asks where you're getting fat hate. The way you're deflecting them is absolutely fantastic and I love it but as a fat woman myself, I haven't yet found the strength to brush that stuff off and everytime i see one of those asks it brings me back to times I've been publicly shamed for being the size I am. Tags would make it infinitely easier to avoid that.

sure! I’ll tag them as fatphobia cw

Anonymous asked:

The first time I went to Jury Duty, we go to the part where the Judge asks each one of us if we have any biases that could make us impartial, and he gets to this white soccer mom with can I speak to your manger hair and asks her and she stands and says "um Well I believe only God can judge people!" and the Judge just looks at her and tells her that isn't a valid reason and so she replies "Oh, I also have a dentist's appointment!" and he sighs and tells her she can leave.

Lmaoooooooo

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“ no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.
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and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love...

okay but like apply this to newt and herm okay stick with me here thats why newton has a bunch of tattoos its to cover up all the red tally marks and scars over his body because he falls in love too easily and always gets burned in the end and one day maybe he gets a black tally and he has no idea who it is because hes in love with so many people and hermann only has one tally and its for newt and what if one day hermann is laying next to newt and newt is shirtless ans hermann gets a closer look at all his tattoos and he sees all t and he asks newt about it and newt is like 'i fall in love too easy so i got all these tattoos so no one can see them because its pathetic' and hes really insecure about them oh man i made myself sad

Anonymous asked:

My main concern with sending you anon asks is that I am doing way too much work helping this A.I. figure out what crosswalks are.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Electric Forest 2019

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Got some asks about what Electric Forest was and it’s a yearly music festival in Michigan where the hipsters go to trip dick on ketamine and peyote for a weekend

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Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings With Stuff They Can Find at Home, Here Are The Results

Even though most of us are stuck at home and can't go out and enjoy art in museums, that doesn't mean that life is boring or uncultured. The Getty Museum in Los Angeles challenged art fans to post photos of themselves recreating their favorite works of art from the safety of their homes. People responded with a lot of enthusiasm and flooded social media with their unique artistic interpretations.

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Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

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“There’s a customer coming, they’re afraid of dogs. Quickly, the customer is coming. Quick, the customer is coming. Tengheng, you go bring the little baby in as well. Go get Baby. Okay, okay, put them down… put. Good. Let Baby have some of this. Let Baby eat some.” (The cat’s name would be similar to something like Baby, Bubba, or Darling – an endearment used as a given name.)

I made a playlist of short stupid funny videos because I get asks sometimes about my favorite videos

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C’EST QUOI GRITTY

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Caption and English translation

Le Monde, a French newspaper, article from November 8th, 2020.

Title reads “your questions [about the US election]” A subscriber asks “What is Gritty?”. The response is as follows.

Goodevening,

If you are asking this question, you have probably heard about this furry orange ball which is none other than the Philidelphia Fliers NHL mascot, Gritty. Like the author of this article explains, Gritty has become a symbol of anti-fascism on social media and in protests against the Trump administration. Many people in Philidelphia (where the election results have just come out in favor of Joe Biden) have donned makeup in Gritty’s likeness to show support for Biden.

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George Lucas changes Jedi marriage rules after cute kid asks nicely

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One 7-year-old boy has succeeded where legions of fans have failed: he has persuaded George Lucas to change his vision for Star Wars.

Colin, a young Star Wars fan, hopes to become a Jedi Knight when he’s older, but he also wants to get married and start a family—something forbidden by the Jedi Order, according to Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Probably dissatisfied with his parents’ guidance to “just become a new kind of Jedi” or to “stop watching those prequels and watch the real Star Wars,” Colin went straight to the source with a succinct letter to Lucasfilm: