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an important lesson about making mistakes:

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Anonymous asked:

Hey, my brother just came home from work, threw up, then admitted that he had some pot cookies he got from work. We don’t know what exactly was in them or where they came from but he said he ate two whole cookies. He’s currently sitting seemingly asleep with high blood pressure and pail skin. I’m worried that something may be wrong and was wondering if you may have any useful information.

kaijuno answered:

That’s what it looks like when you get too high.

You can’t overdose on pot luckily, and him throwing up would get the undigested pot out of his system. If he was allergic to pot he would have had different symptoms (hives, throat closing, repeated vomiting). If he falls asleep move him into the “recovery” position (tilt his head to the side) so that if he vomits (unlikely but possible) he won’t choke on it. 

He’s going to be in a very paranoid, scared, maybe agitated state (hence the high blood pressure). However pot is a depressant meaning it will slow your breathing and heart rate, which will help with the blood pressure being high. 

As someone who’s tripsat people who have had too much pot, I can say pale clammy skin is normal. So is extreme fatigue. Sleeping it off would help, or you can try to turn the trip and tell him what he’s going through is normal and not to be afraid (this might take a bit to get through to him). Try to get him to drink water. Put on a lighthearted/funny TV show if he gets panicky.

Edibles will last longer than smoking. About 4-6 hours if I remember correctly? And at a high amount like that it’s possible to have a sort of hangover afterwards for a day or sometimes two - the main symptom being fatigue.

tl;dr have him take it easy and he’ll be just fine 

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@kaijuno tagging u so u can reblog for anon, wasnt sure if it’d be seen in replies–

make sure his heart rate stays low, which may mean physically checking it urself if he is unable to correctly assess his own HR (you should double check anyway).

why? because if he is on anti-depressants, mood stabilizers, anti-psychotics, or anything that affects serotonin or dopamine levels, an elevated heart rate can indicate possible serontonin toxicity, which can be life-threatening.

an elevated HR may just mean he is anxious, and unless accompanied by pain, a stable, unchanging resting HR of even up to 120 is probably just stress related and he’s still ok, tho he should be monitored.

but if his HR starts increasing, and especially if he’s hitting 200+ beats per min or having chest pain, get him to the ER immediately, as serotonin toxicity can actually lead to cardiac arrest in patients showing cardiac distress.

any other signs– sudden loss of consciousness, irregular HR, seizures–should also obviously warrant a trip to the hospital.

be very forward about his use of marijuana at the ER, as that is vital information for any emergency health provider; it will influence any drugs they may give him, and help them in their diagnosis of his symptoms. knowledge of all drugs taken–legal or otherwise–is medically necessary for healthcare personnell and first responders, and can save lives.

👍👍👍 be responsible, kids

kaijuno

Good point! Any sort of SSRI type of drug can be a risky mix if you don’t know what you’re doing. Pot isn’t too bad with being leathal when mixed but other things like depressants, benzos, any kind of drug that’s also a depressant like pot can be like adding gas to a fire.

Not only that but one of the best sites for recreational drug use and safety is psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page

Anonymous asked:

Hey, my brother just came home from work, threw up, then admitted that he had some pot cookies he got from work. We don’t know what exactly was in them or where they came from but he said he ate two whole cookies. He’s currently sitting seemingly asleep with high blood pressure and pail skin. I’m worried that something may be wrong and was wondering if you may have any useful information.

That’s what it looks like when you get too high.

You can’t overdose on pot luckily, and him throwing up would get the undigested pot out of his system. If he was allergic to pot he would have had different symptoms (hives, throat closing, repeated vomiting). If he falls asleep move him into the “recovery” position (tilt his head to the side) so that if he vomits (unlikely but possible) he won’t choke on it. 

He’s going to be in a very paranoid, scared, maybe agitated state (hence the high blood pressure). However pot is a depressant meaning it will slow your breathing and heart rate, which will help with the blood pressure being high. 

As someone who’s tripsat people who have had too much pot, I can say pale clammy skin is normal. So is extreme fatigue. Sleeping it off would help, or you can try to turn the trip and tell him what he’s going through is normal and not to be afraid (this might take a bit to get through to him). Try to get him to drink water. Put on a lighthearted/funny TV show if he gets panicky.

Edibles will last longer than smoking. About 4-6 hours if I remember correctly? And at a high amount like that it’s possible to have a sort of hangover afterwards for a day or sometimes two - the main symptom being fatigue.

tl;dr have him take it easy and he’ll be just fine 

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Anonymous asked:

Any advice for a student planning a walkout for their school? :)

kaijuno answered:

Get as many people involved as possible. Be as organized as possible. Act as one organized and unified body to send the clearest message

staylifted-n-lift

What are you guys planning on doing a walkout for? My school did one waaaay back. But it was more of a still show up for school but sit outside out front with signs thing. Someone wrote an article in the local newspaper.

Honesty I was high throughout highschool. I remember that day I sat outside eating the weed cookies my dad made. I regret smoking so heavily so young because I don’t remember much.

kaijuno

Because of the school shootings politicians aren’t doing anything about

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