Be safe out there Tom.
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wait whose story? what's going on I just woke up
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Zola’s story here is a string of tweets about this wild story where these two girls, both sex workers, go to Florida for a weekend and it’s just… just read it. It’s absolutely wild.
And people on tumblr (and on tumblr only, I’ve noticed) are flipping out because “this story isn’t funny, it’s about sex workers, sex working isn’t funny” and it’s like.. that ain’t what’s funny about it. The way the story is told, so casually and with side comments from the author is what makes it funny. But teenagers on this website, with no concept of anything, are like “THIS STORY TALKS ABOUT SEX WORKERS! IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL! SEX WORK IS NOT FUNNY!” And while they are correct, sex work isn’t funny, THAT’S NOT WHAT THE MAIN FOCUS OF THE STORY IS. THAT’S NOT WHY PEOPLE THINK IT’S FUNNY. And some people on this website can’t grasp the concept that while a story contains serious undertones/topics, it can still be humorous.
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭
okay not only is this twitter account fucking gold but its also so accurate i could cry
the fair trade latte fuckery hath slain me.
The only thing that can make this better are these two tweets from the girl behind Guy In Your MFA:
I hate reposting peoples tweets but a mutual sent me this and it almost made me scream beside my coworker
overview of the wildest pop culture beef this decade for ppl confused (and it all happened in the space of a few hours !):
-kim kardashian leaks video footage of taylor approving ‘Famous’ song lyrics, exposing her, everyone turns against taylor
-taylor swift fires back on instagram, everyone turns against her even more
-selena gomez posts messy and weird tweets defending taylor + gets exposed by LA Times journalist, then digs herself deeper
-demi lovato takes kim k’s side + unfollows selena on social media
-zendaya turns against taylor, likes shady tweets about her
-pharell williams likes this ruthless tweet about taylor
-katy perry tweets ‘Haha’ then deletes it
-chloe grace moretz comes for kim k, khloe kardashian fires back by taking it too far and posting an apparent pic of chloe grace’s butthole (2016 is… weird) (censored pic bc nsfw) then chloe grace responds
-justin bieber comes out of nowhere with a weird instagram video
and that’s what you missed on glee !
i’m embarrassed that my trash self can’t get enough of this drama
Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience
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