Ex Astris Scientia — How big would my asscheeks have to be for their...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

How big would my asscheeks have to be for their clap to break the sound barrier

Silly, it’s not a matter of how big, but of how fast your cheeks would have to clap. And that speed would have to be roughly 767mph

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