Ex Astris Scientia — How big would my asscheeks have to be for their...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
darrenmad

Anonymous asked:

How big would my asscheeks have to be for their clap to break the sound barrier

kaijuno answered:

Silly, it’s not a matter of how big, but of how fast your cheeks would have to clap. And that speed would have to be roughly 767mph

darrenmad

So since small things can go faster, does that mean we need small asscheeks to break the sound barrier?

kaijuno

depends on the momentum ur cheeks could build up