Ex Astris Scientia — I told my mom that after I get the second vaccine...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I told my mom that after I get the second vaccine I’ll be able to eat ass in the JCPenny’s parking lot again (referencing a tik tok I had sent her) and she looked at me and just said “ok goals I guess”