So I’ve needed a cane to get around in the winters for the past few years because in freshman year of college, I slipped on some ice and shattered the bones in my foot. No problem, I had enough medical knowledge to set the bones myself & I couldn’t have afforded the ER anyway. However now I can just dislocate my ankle and knee in really gross ways painlessly bc the joint structure doesn’t exist anymore and basically I’m obsessed with scaring my nephews this way
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They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.











