27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
every time i see “why are you buying clothes at the soup store” i have to laugh because there’s a mall near my grandparents’ house and one of the stores in it is called soup store and you’ll never guess what they sell
Op this is amazing but I’m required by law to say
Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!
Anyway:
@c-3-p-hoe @ionizesnatomizes @sillysurgeon @kha-lisy @masterofbirds @miaomiaue @moriarty-mastermind @transkywlkr @pastelprincee @nyuns @eokwhy @trainthief @congenitaldisease @plutodirt @2doggie411 @hahahaheheheh @alexanderdamilton @eggsy-unwin-hart @irlweeb @qverlord @s1n-pie @ray-to-the-max @lavender-wix @ticklyphan @ciel-union @deadwrongunicorn @realistichuman @gurrent200 @gothartwin @republicanbaby @jpgnerd @dat-space @kenrylo @shinanemone @bagelbarr0n @actuallythatsmine @bill-nye-scienceguy @aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @maitishook @yukachips @perseiids @daredevilloser @kiki-potato @tuff-kitty @awfutz @dr-alasstar-rainbow-spunk @german-duck @jesus-christ-officiallll @ecklecticism @future-hoe @flimsysquid @allimiece @xfalsee @hidekitty @bootyliciousbilbo @anon-among-us @purgavtory @quirkylittleduck @cookiesthegreatandpowerful @ummmwhore @achievementhunting-archangel @fr0styfingers @koragg1 @local-person @appleoftheireye @buttergin @fr0ttagecheese @ellenstop @plantpeeves @heirofbreath @ren-kxlo @hiimchekr @its-a-harlequinade @dpdberniesanders @mecha-hunter @trans-hamlet @devriot @mercifulvoodoo @avocadoshirts @nerdsagent1 @juk3box-h3ro @logicked @genderqueermulder @kingnates @kittyamongstthecats @leander-ligo @homuzu @georjajayhurrison @bon-appetitty @kantu @djpengichan @nisesocks @horrible-hazel @pacifirim @bowflakes
My apologies if I missed someone! I love all of you <3
I dont think I can describe the fear this video gives me
jesus tapdancing christ im gonna piss myself
[description: jack black, wearing a red shirt, red pants, cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, and a suede fringe jacket, walks in a very exaggerated manner down some stairs. he kicks his feet out and flaps his arms up and down, so the fringe on his jacket makes a loud noise when he moves. he turns around and goes back up the stairs in the same manner, before lifting his hat and saying “yeehaw!”]
@ellen im a mediocre white person, u wanna give me 10k?
*sees a post bashing trans men while simultaneously putting trans women on a pedestal*
*post has over 10k notes*
me: it’s 2016. its fucking 2016 and i have to see this shit. i thought we’d grown out of this. i thought we weren’t gonna be so blatantly transphobic anymore. it is 20 fucking 16
reblogging for the night crowd because if i see this shit on my dash again i will drag u down the stairs by ur hair thanks
*sees a post bashing trans men while simultaneously putting trans women on a pedestal*
*post has over 10k notes*
me: it’s 2016. its fucking 2016 and i have to see this shit. i thought we’d grown out of this. i thought we weren’t gonna be so blatantly transphobic anymore. it is 20 fucking 16
I’m using my stepdad’s car to get to work because I can’t afford a car. The reason I got the job was so I could get an apartment upstate so I could do research for the university. I’m going to be making around 3k over the summer. Half of that goes to the apartment. 1k of that goes to a car I’m going to be buying at the end of the summer. That leaves me $500 for 9 months of food, books, and necessities. My step dad now thinks that because I’m using his car, and have a job, I can buy groceries for the family. With the remaining $500 of my budget. He doesn’t fucking understand that literally every round of groceries I buy for the family means meals that I have to skip at university and he has the fucking nerve to be angry at me for being “””””selfish””””” and not wanting to throw my god damned money at him and his fucking kids.
anybody else notice that jared leto is a cult leader now or has the relentless news cycle just made this an unremarkable event
hes actually been doing this shit for years now. hes been running a "camp" since 2015. its $1k for 2 nights. if u dont wanna share a room w someone the "vip experience" is aboug $6500 and even a day pass is like $400. meet and greets cost about $900 and they wear surgical gloves. the fans are called "the echelon" and he constantly repeats the phrase "you wouldnt understand", so when theres any critcism against the band the fans are quick to come to their defense because they already have a them vs us mentality. and i believe in 2013 jared leto held a competition of some sort where the prize was sleeping in his bed. hes a creep and its definitely a cult
