Listen. I’m gonna level with you. I’m gonna be straight with you. I’m gonna be up front about this.

I already don’t know what Overwatch is. There’s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I don’t know. And then sometimes if that wasn’t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when I’m getting a handle on what “Junkrat kin discourse” is yall show up with “This is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniper” and then SHE’S part of the Overwatchers. “This is Swedish Beefcake” could yall? not?? I still don’t know what a Hanzo is. I know it’s an insult but I don’t know what it means.

“This is my new doctor OC she hangs out with Angela Mercy her name is Moriarty” yall are just making things up now. no one’s explained the gorilla yet. put the doctor away yall already have like a fucking half angel or something. stop just adding characters to the cast i still dont know what the plot is. whats the plot?? no one ever talks about the plot i just know Soldier 69 and his best friend Anakin Skywalker had a fight about something. is there a plot??? i dont think there is!

I’m pretty sure yall are just playing Super Smash Bros and you’re like “yeah uh huh theres a plot theres lore see Grandma Sniper used to be part of Overwatch the Prequel” but then yall just play 10,000 hours of SSB with 18 Grandma Snipers on the field and two Junkrats going “yeah deep lore”

Whos. Whos even the Turgbjorn guy? What did he do??

Speedrunning is the wackiest shit in the world I love this

One time a few years ago I was on the mobile app and I refreshed it and the literal first post was “Every time I get an unfollower I check and secretly hope it wasn’t [one of my old urls]” and I thought it was a glitch at first because the person that made that post wasn’t someone I talked to and that was my url and I couldn’t believe it so I saved it as a draft and looked at it on desktop to make sure it wasn’t an app glitch and sure enough it wasn’t a glitch so I responded accordingly but tbh to this day I’m not 100% sure if it was real or not

Year 2098. You live in a closed city that nobody is allowed to leave. Every crime is punishable by death, including questioning what lies beyond the heavily guarded border. One day, a brief “glitch” in the sky appears, showing ruins spanning to the horizon. You’re the only one that notices.