Anonymous asked:
You should do a mbmbam style podcast where you have to atone for your sins and answer the wildly bizarre questions people love sending you
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Anonymous asked:
You should do a mbmbam style podcast where you have to atone for your sins and answer the wildly bizarre questions people love sending you
I don’t think mentally I could withstand that
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other popular tumblr blogs: have friend groups with other popular bloggers, make 100k posts together, mail each other cookies presumably, make art for each other, perfect health and a good job
me: on Ahch-To, hiding out at luke skywalkers house being his cool alcoholic friend, hasn’t been seen in 15 years, is regarded as a cryptid, hasn’t experienced an emotion in 19 years, lays on the floor all day
hey for everyone asking...
this was all of five whole dollars on wish.com when I got it last summer. It also comes in black and red (I have a black one, too), as well as other fun dinosaur shapes. currently it’s listed at eleven dollars, and you can get it from other sites, too, but it’s all the same thing- and usually the other sites are a bit more expensive (like, we’re talking twenty dollars or more).
@drferox !!!!
I was compelled to order one.
working at walmart and seeing other fed up workers quitting over the loudspeaker or by going off on a rude customer or manager was so fucking good oh man the EUPHORIA you felt for that person who just quit
soon to be ex-employee: [takes off badge]
other workers: yes yes yes yes
ex-employee: yeets badge, keys and all into the manager’s face
other workers: YES YES YES YES YES
like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain
"women will say I'm fine and then not mean it" yeah that's something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy
this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post
working at walmart and seeing other fed up workers quitting over the loudspeaker or by going off on a rude customer or manager was so fucking good oh man the EUPHORIA you felt for that person who just quit
soon to be ex-employee: [takes off badge]
other workers: yes yes yes yes
ex-employee: yeets badge, keys and all into the manager’s face
other workers: YES YES YES YES YES
Making an exit Milkovich style
Anonymous asked:
Yeah like a lot of times this sort of thing would turn hostile (mainly due to stubbornness and overinflated egos). But in my experience, it’s so so much easier - and not hostile - if you throw your stubbornness and ego out the window and go about the topic with genuine curiosity as well as a desire to learn about it, you’ll get the best possible outcome for both sides.
Honestly this is a skill that comes with adulthood - and in my case, as a scientist, you learn to go about things with respect, you learn to accept you were wrong, and because you were wrong, you go about how to educate yourself instead of being a stubborn asshole about things.
The goal is not to be right, but to learn.
one of my favorite things about the math department here is that we all pick on each other for being nerds as if we’re not all massive fucking nerds like in the lounge the other day someone was talking to us about how much they love Rubiks cubes and when they got done one of the other people who writes code for the supercomputer here to work out primes was like “heh neeeeeEEEERRRRRD”