So my new English professor is my uncle only he has no idea because he hasn’t talked to my mom in about 20 years so do you think is should tell him
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You know what nevermind he’s a dick I’m going to talk to my mom to get dirt on him so I can blackmail him if the need arises
You should write a story about a boy for an assignment and include loads of life details about him that your mum tells you so that it’s obviously him but change all the names then hand it in and be really confused if he questions you about it
Oh my god
Power move
Guys…
I see so many notes on this where the person has no idea this is Stefan Karl / Robbie Rotten but they love him and his cat anyway. Good.
oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you
??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–
w h a t
OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN
THERE ARE MORE
W H Y A R E T H E R E M O R E
Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?
GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS
reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot
ANUBIS NO
So I see this
and all I can think is
this
oh my god this got so many notes
Eat shit, Ra
times are tough. have this blessed short film from xmas of my sister and brother figuring out they can macarena to cascada’s “everytime we touch”
i asked their permission to post this but i don’t think they realized how many notes it would get. they will either be delighted or horrified. maybe both
there’s an angel hogging my blankets
cheddar biscuit is going to be so proud when i tell her how many notes her pictures have
Wait. Wait…
Her name is Cheddar Biscuit????
That is so perfect. I might have to lie down for a week.
every day when my dad comes home from work he feeds her pieces of ham. incidentally, she has a weird squeaky gravelly little meow, so it kind of sounds like she’s shouting “ham?! ham?!” whenever he comes home she runs to the door and shouts “haaaaaam?!” and it’s the best thing
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me showing it to them, recognized me from the family photos, and confronted me about it at a family gathering a few years ago
D:
STAHP
Fun fact: that dolphin is doing that to get high.
He’s WHAT?
Yeah. Dolphins deliberately prick themselves on blowfish to get a small dose of their poison which makes them high.
Dolphins are stoners? Im not even surprised