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Wow that’s good to know
This technique is so deadly, you can see the exact moment that his soul leaves his body
Yeltsa Kcir. omg
me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can't stop thinking about it.
I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.
I'm reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.
you are the dancing queen
young and sweet, only seventeen
my favorite part of this video is the fact that the person making it clearly really cares deeply about that stuffed shark thing so like they don’t actually mess it up with makeup lmao
I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.
STOP IT
I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol
I would totally try this just cause turkeys are so dumb it’s funny :3
I was drunk one night and I downloaded TikTok
I uploaded this video
And then I immediately deleted the app
Big mad that someone at work took my self defense lead pipe that I keep under my desk
For context there's been a 3ft long lead pipe propped up against one of the legs of my desk and it's been there since I started working and I was the only one that knew about it until a cleaning lady found it and gave it to another supervisor and now I have to covertly steal it back
Self Defense Desk Pipe acquired
covering my house with pictures of callmecarson crying because it’s funny part one
please follow my tiktok x
The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.
Wait…what?
Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄
also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck
snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.
seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful
and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories
Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone
The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive
[Video ID: a TikTok of three young white men doing choreographed and synchronized dances with rolling chairs to the song "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" by Celine Dion. The video opens with one man closing his eyes as a chair wheel seems to stroke his cheek. Another man leans in close to kiss his own chair. The third man spins around gazing soulfully into the camera, which turns around and reveals that he is gazing at his own wheeled chair. Then the three men hold hands while each spinning and gliding on their chairs in choreographed moves. /End ID]
Boys will be boys
