Ex Astris Scientia — My coworker had heart surgery YESTERDAY and I pull...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

My coworker had heart surgery YESTERDAY and I pull into work and his car was in the lot and I’m like “bitch no” and I go in and he’s sitting at MY DESK being all like “yall miss me yet???”

he lives like a block away so like he just lives at work sometimes and apparently he has no friends or self preservation