Ex Astris Scientia — I got new shoes today and they forgot to take the...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I got new shoes today and they forgot to take the anti-theft tag off and there was something so primally satisfying to my unga bunga caveman brain to squat down on the garage floor and smash it repeatedly with a hammer to break it