I’m going to scream.
Configurable *UP TO* 16gb RAM but that costs more than SEVENTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS.
The M1 chip isn’t fucking magic and a pastel tint to your -
Oh my god I just noticed that they ACTUALLY describe the keyboard as magic.
Anyway HOPE YOU ENJOY PAYING EXTRA FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF HAVING USB 3.0 PORTS.
IN YOUR DEVICE WITH NO OPTICAL DRIVE SO ANY OPTICAL DRIVE WOULD HAVE TO BE CONNECTED VIA USB. BUT NOBODY USES CDs THESE DAYS RIGHT IT’S ALL IN THE ICLOUD THAT’S NOT A PROBLEM RIGHT BUY APPLE FOREVER RIGHT.
HOPE YOU DON’T NEED AN ERGO KEYBOARD INSTEAD OF A MAGIC KEYBOARD FUCK YOU IT’S NOT AESTHETIC ENOUGH SO IF YOU WANT TO CONNECT IT YOU HAVE TO PAY MORE FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.
Also that is a non computer person reviewing a computer and it couldn’t suck off apple any harder if it tried but oh my fuck you can find a two-year-old used dell or lenovo or HP with an i7 processor on ebay for like five hundred dollars and stuff it full of RAM and throw in two 2tb SSDs and get a fucking 32″ monitor and I’m pretty sure ALL of that would cost less than the stripped-down model of this fucking imac and yes it would take up more space on your desk and wouldn’t be fucking mint green or whatever but it would be an actually functional and powerful desktop instead of a nice display with a fucking tablet buried inside of it oh my GOD you can only upgrade these things to 16GB RAM and you can’t add an aftermarket graphics card and I don’t understand why people continue to give apple so much fucking money
Also
WOWWWWEEE WOW WOW I LOVE MONOPOLIES WOW -
This is what you sound like, Buzzfeed. Gross.
HAHAHAHA THE MOTHERFUCKERS LITERALLY PUT THE GUTS OF AN $800 IPAD PRO IN A MONITOR THAT IS TINTED WITH THE LA CROIX OF COLORS
