Shitposting is like abstract modern art. What is shitposting? How do we define it? How do you be a successful shitposter? These are life’s greatest questions.

WHAt if they played mmm whatcha say every time someone died in Ten Little Roosters oh my god 

How did I get a boyfriend that wants to spend the night with me and always lets me be the little spoon and helps me up the stairs when I’m drunk or checks on me to make sure I’m okay in the bathroom when I’m drunk and he cooks for me too like what the fuck I’m a trash monster how did this happen

yo thandruil a lil bitch sometimes but he a hot lil bitch

WWWD? (what would waluigi do)

pac rim au where everything is exactly the same except this is hermann’s cane

there are 3 letters in the number 6

there are 3 numbers in 666

there are 3 letters in USA

wake up america

Never trust someone who sleeps with the closet door open cause they just askin for demons

I’ve never broken a bone which leads me to believe that I am boneless