black shits on some tubby custard
bro where are the chips
eat this when ur on antidepressants to meet the devil
This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.
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Scottish Tory six chip twat.
I didn’t think you could gentrify fish ‘n’ chips. I didn’t think you could gentrify fish ‘n’ chips. I didn’t think you coul-
I thought they were fucking joking about the six chips. Scottish Tory Shitebag.
This works perfectly because if you’re in it for money, this sort of thing might encourage you to pick another job. If you’re getting into politics because there are actual problems you want solved? Sticks and stones.
I did not think that I was going to scroll down and see fish and chips that deserved those comments, I really absolutely did not
Anonymous asked:
Like fancy balsamic vinegar or like fish and chips vinegar on the pizza
Balsamic vinegar
AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I
HOW DO YOU GUYS LIVE WITHOUT TERRY’S
who’s gonna go over to fish and chips piss city and tell these british wanks chocolate oranges exist everywhere
We weren’t meant to see this version of the post what the fuck
Farmers in Indonesia introduce fish into their rice fields. The fish excrement acts as a fertilizer for the plants, while the plants attract insects and other pests, which serve as food for the fish. This process increases rice yield by up to 10%.
Tubbs you piece of SHIT I HAVE OTHER CATS TO FEED DON’T YOU KNOW YOU CANT JUST COME IN HERE ALL WILLY NILLY AND EAT ALL THE FUCKJNG F O O D AND THE JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ONLY ONE FISH FUCK YUO TUBBS
this game is new to me but Tubbs only gave me one fish if I refilled the food bowl while he was still there. Did you do that? He gives me a lot of fish if I just wait for him to leave before refililng.
nOPe that fucker just fucked off on his own free wwill and left o n e f i s h
my dad has a pond in his yard and he put goldfish in there like 15 years ago and they’re still there except they’re fucking gigantic and people think they’re koi and when you go swimming in the pond they WILL nibble at you
they will try to eat your hand no matter what if you stick it into the water
ironically though, their favorite food is fish flavored cat kibble
Anonymous asked:
i saw your post about teaching girls traditionally boy things but how the hell do you catch a fish with your hands. that’s such raw power.
They nibble on ur toes n fingers bc they think it’s food and u just
Grab
obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he
(via @mawziee ) #WE HAVE THOSE RATS WE HAVE THOSE RATS #THEYRE ROOF RATS THEY EAT LEMON SKINS NOT EVEN THE WHOLE LEMON JUST THE SKINS# THEYRE FUCKING FREAKS WHO EAT LEMON SKINS #AND YOUR WAKLING OUTSIDE HOPING TO GET A LEMON FROM YOUR TREE AND THERES JUST A BARE ASSED LEMON HANGING FROM THE TREE AND ITS HORRIFYING #ITS GROSS ITS WEIRD ITS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR BUT IT IS NORMAL TO THEM THE RATS THAT EAT LEMON SKINS AND I HATE THEM #FIRST THE LEMON WASPS AND NOW THE LEMON RATS OUR POOR TREE CANT CATCH A BREAK
thank you for the important whore lore
