27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Ray just posted this on his Twitter and tagged Ryan in it, and jesus christ I’m crying
So my new English professor is my uncle only he has no idea because he hasn’t talked to my mom in about 20 years so do you think is should tell him
You know what nevermind he’s a dick I’m going to talk to my mom to get dirt on him so I can blackmail him if the need arises
You should write a story about a boy for an assignment and include loads of life details about him that your mum tells you so that it’s obviously him but change all the names then hand it in and be really confused if he questions you about it
Oh my god
Power move
slept through all of my classes monday
slept through all of my classes today
just woke up - its 10pm
thanks xanax
so calm
Jesus Christ! The EYES!
Maybe switch that owl to decaf and take away its Reddit.
This is some fucking Francisco Goya “The sleep of reason produces monsters” shit right there
mcytphobic-asks-deactivated2022 asked:
EARWIGS CAN FLY????????? jesus fukcing christ no thank you
THEYRE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT BUT I DON’T CARE FUCK EARWIGS
