BLOODBATH
#i appreciate how britney is the person who came the closest
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Lady gaga’s outfit when singing the national anthem looked like what would happen if Hillary Clinton tried to get gay votes
Katy Perry’s Firework is a song about self worth and hope, but the Katy Perry version sounds so empty and hollow and corporate and fake. Meanwhile every cover of that song I’ve heard sounds 1000x more sincere and real.
Even the JonTron cover?
Especially the JonTron cover.
I’m gonna listen to the JonTron cover.
What Katy Perry looked like when she got big and what she looks like now don’t even look like the same person. Like if I didn’t know Mylie Cyrus pt. 2 was Katy Perry I would have just gone on thinking they’re two different people
Like she went from ‘high school student who was kinda emo but somehow got on the cheer team’ to ‘lesbian whos gonna steal ur mom and make ur mom and dad get divorced
remember when they made missy elliott a fish

and they made christina aguilera a jellyfish

And they performed the best goddamn cover of car wash to date next
How the fuck does Russell Brand understand this but Sway black ass don’t? HOW SWAY.
Welp
Damn.
He so woke probably why him and Katy Perry broke up tbh
yea ^ thats why most white people broke up with Russell lol and im annoyed that sway bum ass is giggling while Russell is being dead serious
as my friend said, “it’s because Sway is pandering to his white audience, its the same shit wendy williams” does and its the same shit Raven Symone and Whoopie does on their show. They’re being the tokens pretending not to see the wrong white people do because if they did they’d get less support for calling white ppl on thei bullshit.