so the new Overwatch comic showed us how the heroes celebrated Christmas in 2066. Tracer celebrated with her girlfriend and later they ate dinner with Winston,Torbjorn and Reinhardt (along with Reinhardt’s apprentice) stayed together as a family for the holiday, Genji and Zenyatta pretty much ignored it (although Zen seems interested in snow), Pharrah eats diner with either her partner or the dude from her comic, Junkrat and Roadhog stole a car and went to an amusement park, McCree and Sombra got drunk at the same bar (unclear if Sombra recognized him, or cared) Mercy is of course helping out in a war zone as a medic, Hanzo is possibly at a party or a shelter or some type of event, Widowmaker visits her husbands grave showing she understands what she did and regrets it (even if she doesn’t know she does), Ana and 76 spend the day together in Egypt(?) while Reaper…appears to be watching over a family.
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me: overwatch is p cool and i like the characters i guess
overwatch: hey tracer is gay
me: [bUYS GAME] [BUYS DLC] [BUYS MERCH] WOW WHAT A GREAT GAME HOO BOY GAME OF THE YEAR BEST GAME EVER MADE OVERWATCH IS SO GREAT [BANGING POTS AND PANS TOGETHER] HEY ALL U PEOPLE,,
D.va maintenance - Overwatch fan art by Antoine Collignon
“Fan art time ! I wanted to create a more mature version of D-va from
overwatch. In this overwatch parallel universe, she is around 30 - 35
years old and her mech has been evolving with new technology.”
More D.Va related art on my tumblr [here]
More Overwatch related art on my tumblr [here]
Winston is tall and ripped as hell and he’s still an incel
Look at him. If he was human he would totally look like a redditor.

Winston wears that head plate to hide his redditor hairline
A quick photoshop mockup I made of what Winston would look like as a human

Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew
Winston
Winston
My favourite incident like this was the Skylab 4 mission, where the crew arrived at the empty station, only to find several people already inside, to their great alarm. Upon investigating, they realized the intruders were wearing the Skylab 3 mission patches… and were also just dummies the Skylab 3 crew had made and left there without telling anyone, specifically to fuck with the next team.

Can you imagine entering a supposedly empty space station and seeing this? Fucking terrifying. I love it.
I’m just impressed that, in an environment where weight and available resources are so carefully accounted for, people still find windows to pull bullshit like this.
the funniest thing i’ve ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context “my mom’s boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me.” “why” “for assaulting him”
this is a jenga tower of problems
1: Salty Gamer Tears
2: You realize that Winston is still a gorilla…like an actual simian…you dream is bestiality
3: Do…you know how genetics work? You can’t just expect offspring from a gorilla and a human…..



