When you already know you'll end up in hell anyway
So my new English professor is my uncle only he has no idea because he hasn’t talked to my mom in about 20 years so do you think is should tell him
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You know what nevermind he’s a dick I’m going to talk to my mom to get dirt on him so I can blackmail him if the need arises
You should write a story about a boy for an assignment and include loads of life details about him that your mum tells you so that it’s obviously him but change all the names then hand it in and be really confused if he questions you about it
Oh my god
Power move
halloween costume
jESUS CHRIST THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING
Me on my way to steal yo man
YOU CAN KEEP HIM
It’s Jolene
I love everything about this.
men are honestly so dumb it’s enchanting
Hoooly shit
Jesus Christ this is so terrifying and embarrassing and such a good example of fragile masculinity.
And guys ask why we don’t fight harder/if we tried to fight our attackers when it comes to sexual assault…it’s because we know that we’re safer playing along. Damaging a man’s ego is dangerous. Stroking it can prevent worse violence
I took a picture of my face under blacklight and it’s honestly the Worst Fucking Thing I’ve ever seen
You can see the bags under my eyes and technically all of those dots are freckles but Jesus Christ
This is why I don’t go to raves I look like father fucking time
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Jesus CHRIST
heh.
Why is eggnog a Christmas drink, yet Easter doesn’t have a drink, despite the fact that the holiday is themed around eggs?
The blood of Jesus Christ aka wine
nfl marketing team: how can we effectively and positively reach the lgbtq community and inspire a sense of community and inclusion 🤔
nfl marketing team: jesus christ i’ve fucking got it
why else would a man want to tackle other men
so calm
Jesus Christ! The EYES!
Maybe switch that owl to decaf and take away its Reddit.
This is some fucking Francisco Goya “The sleep of reason produces monsters” shit right there