27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Aries: Han Solo
Taurus: Rey
Gemini: Princess Leia
Cancer: Finn
Leo: Poe Dameron
Virgo: Padmé
Amidala
Libra: BB-8
Scorpio: Kylo Ren
Sagittarius: Anakin Skywalker
Capricorn: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Aquarius: Yoda
Pisces: Luke Skywalker
The most unrealistic thing about the Star Wars prequels is that Padme had fuckin Obi Wan Kenobi’s fine ass walkin around but she decided to fall in love with that emo pissbaby sand child instead
in case you were wondering what my favorite star wars gif is
its this one
It used to bother me a little that Star Wars characters talked as if the Empire had been around forever (”before the dark times”, Obi-Wan says, exhausted) when the prequels tell us it’s only been about twenty years.
But since the inauguration, I get it.
Also, it’s been just over a month since the inauguration, and for Obi-Wan Kenobi it’s been around 228 months. No wonder the guy looks so fucking old.
Darth Vader: (On Twitter) Obi Wan is trying to spread lies and claim I am a “Master of Evil” and “More Machine than man”. Sad! Very dishonest Jedi living on a Terrible Sand Planet!
This photo of Obi-Wan Kenobi holding baby Luke looks like a man trying to sneak a large burrito into a movie theater
Someone made a music video of a bunch of Star Wars dogfights and set it to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins and its really??? Great??????
honestly the worst thing abt star wars is that i hate going on the beach and if someone asks me why i have to literally say with my mouth ‘i hate sand’ and then i have to try So Hard not to go ‘it’s course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere’ but he’s Right anakin skywalker is 100% Correct sand is the Worst
The story just broke so I’m praying it’s misreporting but 😢😢😢
