You know why Mario’s mouth is open
I’m begging you to delete this and then your blog
Conversational dogs are my favourite dogs.
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I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen
Nissan has invented self ‘parking’ chairs. [video]
@captaintoxrogers Trudy needs these 😂
what happens if u clap during the meeting
have you ever been to a meeting? nobody claps. nobody wants to be there. meetings are hell and clapping is the last thing you want to do.
but what if u knew clapping would make dickhead john from accounting spill his coffee on his stupid fucking tie
you know what i was wrong and you are right that would change everything this is revolutionary technology and i welcome it and its chances to fuck over eli from marketing hell fucking yea
Okay so we have this rusty old thing in our one flower bed that would make an awful noise when you turned it and Buck Buck absolutely hated the sound of it, freaking out every time, wanting to somehow fight it??? Anyway, I haven’t turned the Sphere of Rage for several years now and figured I’d see if it can still work its great and terrible magic.
“… Haha, you hate it.”
If you’re a SFW content creator on OnlyFans and can move to a different platform then you should consider that in solidarity with all the sex workers who are being kicked off. OnlyFans built its platform and brand recognition off being a place for sex workers, and now that it’s banning adult content its profits should tank. It’s unacceptable that it’s screwing over so many people, hurting/erasing their income, and bowing to pressure from religious groups to hurt an already stigmatised group.
Update from the man himself
The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.
Also this.
Which led him to this.
Bless this man.
Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR
This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.
listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th
